Diary of a Mean Cabbage is a lit based off of a fake alias , both of which were created by CDCB. In this lit, the meanest cabbage has returned and posts diary entries about her strange and unusual life. Cabbage does not speak English but instead uses Google to translate her entries. As a result, the grammar and capitalization are highly inconsistent.
Episodes are posted in the form of daily journal entires.
Season 1 began on November 17, 2012 with 13 episodes scheduled.
- November 17, 2012 - Meet Cabbage
- November 18, 2012 - Chinese Ritual Day
- November 19, 2012 - Noodles, Schools, and Total Fools
- November 20, 2012 - A Visit and a Fight