Premiere Date: June 10th, 2011
End Date: -
Status: Currently Airing
Plot: We see spoofs of SpongeBob episodes with Squidward's cousin Skodwarde in the dirtiest ways possible.
1. Help Wanted / Reef Blowers / Tea at the Treedome
2. Bubblestand / Ripped Pants
3. Jellyfishing / Plankton!
4. Naughty Nautical Neighbors / Boating School
5. Pizza Delivery / Home Sweet Pineapple
6. Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy / Pickles
7. Hall Monitor / Jellyfish Jam
8. Sandy's Rocket / Squeaky Boots
9. Nature Pants / Opposite Day
10. Culture Shock / F.U.N.
11. MuscleBob BuffPants / Skodwarde, The Unfriendly Ghost
12. The Chaperone / Employee of the Month (Guest written by Fa)
13. Scaredy Pants / I Was A Teenage Gary
14. SB-129 / Karate Choppers
15. Sleepy Time / SUDs
16. Valentine's Day / The Paper
17. Arrgh! / Rock Bottom
18. Tex-Ass / Walking Small (Guest written by Jelly)
19. Fools in April / Neptune's Spatula
20. Hooky / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II
21. Your Shoes Untied / Skod's Day Off
22. Something Smells / Bossy Boots
23. Big Pink Asshole / Bubble Buddy
24. Dying for Pie / Imitation Krabs
25. Wormy / Patty Hype
26. Grandma's Kisses / Skodville
27. Pre-Hibernation Week / Life of Crime
28. Christmas Who?
29. Survival of the Idiots / Dumped
30. No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
31. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III / Squirrel Jokes
32. Pressure / The Smoking Peanut
33. Shanghaied / Gary Takes A Bath
34. Welcome To The Cum Bucket / Frakendoodle
35. The Secret Box / Band Geeks
36. Graveyard Shift / Krusty Lust
37. Procrastination / I'm With Stupid
38. Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown
39. Jellyfish Holocaust / The Fry Cook Games
40. Skod on Strike / Sandy, SpongeBob, Skodwarde and the Worm
41. The Algae's Always Greener / SpongeGuard on Duty
42. Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Sea Whore
43. The Fucker / Just One Bite
44. Nasty Patty / Skodwarde Casually Observes Robot Pirate Island
45. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV: The Incredible Shrinking Study of Wumbo / Bad Girls
46. The Fourth Wall Effect / One Krab's Crap
47. As Seen On TV / Can You Spare A Dime?
48. No Prudes Allowed / Skolliam Returns
49. Krab Borg / Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
50. Wet Painters / Krusty Krab Training Video
51. Skodwarde's Raging House Party
52. Sexual Chocolate With These Nuts / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, brought to you by the letter V
53. New Student Starfish / Clams
54. Fuck (or Skodwarde BC: Before Condoms)
55. The Great Hooker Race / Mid-Life Pedophiles
56. Born Again Krabs / I Had An Accident
57. Krabby Land / The Threesome Episode
58. Missing Dildo / Plankton's Orgy
59. The Sponge Who Got Back (This Ain't Lost For Nothin', Baby!)
60. Spongebob Meats The Strangler / Spanks A Lot
61. Fear of Sexual Stimulation / Hell of a Man
62. The Lost Mattress / Krabs vs Plankton vs Skodwarde
63. Have You Seen This, Bitch?
64. Skill Crane / Jesus Christ, These Neighbors Are Fucking Terrible
65. Selling Out / Funny Pants
66. Douches and Dragons
67. Enemy-in-Law / MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy Forever: The Quest For Peace
68. Patrick Smartass / SkodBod TesticlePants
69. Krusty Hostel / Puff Mama, You're Fired
70. Ghost Host / Chimps Ahoy!
71. Whale of a Blowjob / Karate Nightclub (Guest written by Steel Sponge)
72. All That Glitters (Or Not) / Wishing You Hell
73. New Leaf / Once Bitten
74. Bummer Vacation / Wigfucked
75. Skodtastic Voyage / Pink Momma's House
76. The Bulge / SpongeSebastian's Street Magic Special
77. Driven to Douche / Rule of Douche
78. Born to be Wild / Best Frenemies
79. The Pink Dickhead / Skod Wood
80. Best Sex Ever / The Gift of Cum
81. Friend or Foe?
82. The Original Fry Cook / Night Light
83. Rise and Shine, Motherfuckers / We Are Running Out of Actual Plot Ideas! / Herpes Among Us
84. Butt Buddies / Skodwarde PSA / Good Ol What'shisname
85. New Digs / Krabs a La Mode
86. Roller Pussies / Cum Sweet Cum
87. To Fuck a Patty / Breath of Fresh Skodwarde
88. Money Talks / SpongeBob vs. Skodwarde vs. The Patty Gadget / Dirty Dancing
89. The Krusty Sponge / Sing a Song of Patrick
90. Crabs in Her "Dome" / An Episode Whose Existence is of Shame / The Krusty Plate
91. Goo Goo Gas / Le Big Switch
92. Atlantis: The Skod Empire
93. Picture Day / Pat No Pay / Slapjack
94. Hardened Sponge / MermaidMan vs Skodwarde: IN SPACE
95. The Inmates of the Shawshank Redemption / To Save a Skanky Squirrel
96. The Good, The Bad and The Scheisse!
97. 69,000 Overused Gags Under The Sea / Battle of the Butt Buddies
98. Whatever Happened to Skodwarde?
100. Banned in SBC / This Is Stanley S. SquarePants
Co-written by Clappy, Wumbo and OMJ in three separate parts.
Plot: A true blue coming of age story. When Plankton frames Mr. Krabs for the theft of King Neptune's penis, Skodwarde, Spongebob and Patrick are sent out on a quest to retrieve it and bring it back from parts unknown. They find themselves in one compromising situation after another as their undersea world pushes each of them into an emasculate corner where they must rely on each other in order to help compensate for what fate has taken away from each of them to get the job done and make it all the way home.
The Skodwarde crew members.
OMJ: The creator of the show and was the main writer of Season 1. He gave the show rights to Clappy in early Season 2, but he still wrote for the show until the end of Season 5, but he said he will still guest write episodes here and there from S6 onward.
Clappy: Started off as a guest writer in Season 1 and later joined as a full writer in Season 2 when OMJ gave him rights to the show, and he is now a frequent writer. His first episode was SB-129 / Karate Choppers.
Wumbology: Joined in Season 2 when OMJ gave Clappy rights, and Clappy picked Wumbo up as one of the new writers. His first episode was No Free Rides / I'm Your Biggest Fanatic.
Jjsthekid: Joined in Season 3 as a guest writer, and was a reoccurrign writer in Seasons 4-5. He will become a full time writer in Season 6 to replace OMJ. His first episode was The Great Hooker Race / Mid-Life Pedophiles.
Fa: The first ever guest writer, he guest wrote The Chaperone / Employee of the Month.
Jelly: Jelly guest wrote the episode Tex-Ass / Walking Small.
Steel Sponge: Steel guest wrote the episode Whale of a Blowjob / Karate Nightclub.